If Lobsters Can

My sister just informed me she’s reading up on Maine lobsters and their behavior.

She said, “Did you know there’s no way to tell how old a lobster is?”

I said something like, “Monsters, lobsters!”

She ignored me and continued saying, “I wish women could accomplish that.”

It took a second to figure it out, but then I laughed. Hiding Age! If lobsters can do it, why can’t women?

A minute later, she said, “Did you know that lobsters urinate through their heads?”

My mind flipped and I repeated her earlier comment, “Wow, I wish women could accomplish that!”

You can imagine the conversation after that without my help.


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