My sister just informed me she’s reading up on Maine lobsters and their behavior.
She said, “Did you know there’s no way to tell how old a lobster is?”
I said something like, “Monsters, lobsters!”
She ignored me and continued saying, “I wish women could accomplish that.”
It took a second to figure it out, but then I laughed. Hiding Age! If lobsters can do it, why can’t women?
A minute later, she said, “Did you know that lobsters urinate through their heads?”
My mind flipped and I repeated her earlier comment, “Wow, I wish women could accomplish that!”
You can imagine the conversation after that without my help.