“What’ the temp say?”
“One? You mean like one degree?”
“Well, the car must be off its rocker, ‘cuz it doesn’t feel like one!”
Just then we pass the United School sign, surrounded by snow, with its temperature discovery posted.
“That said three degrees!”
I contemplate the universe for a few seconds; the Husband keeps glancing blank-faced at the temperature gauge.
“Well, I guess I don’t know what one degree feels like, then, do I?”
“Me neither! It still says one!”