(This happened last August 7, 2018)
Run heavily up old wooden stairs as fast as you can then
Roll back down them full body banging against walls and stairs then
Flip the lights on and off several times and
Throw a glass punch bowl across the hall into the wall and
Flinch at the loud crashing crushing tinkling sounds of breaking
glass after the loud thud on the wall
Run back up the stairs and jump down while skipping every other stair
Slam a metal bat into the picture window and
scream when the shattering glass sklatters around you
Flip the lights on and off again and run for dear life when the
747 airplane crashes through the roof crushing blasting shrieking roaring….
Over and over and over
The sounds of an impressive triplet set of thunderstorms passing through last night east of Cleveland