One day, the Husband and I were shopping somewhere.
I was proverbially drooling over products, as usual.
Finding something interesting to buy, I looked around to
show the Husband, but he wasn’t there, except for two
women, also looking at things.
I asked them, “I seem to have lost my wallet, have you
seen him, he’s about 6’5″?”
They chuckled and suddenly the Husband
came around a corner and the chuckles turned to laughter.
Prose Me 
That would be funny! If it’s that big, good thing your “wallet” can carry itself around. 😉
Ha! The only thing, it disappears, too! Sigh. I have to get a more traditional version.