Stealthy invaders, expert spelunkers, called Chiggers, delve into the hidden recesses on any warm blooded body.

They lie in wait, on grass or plant tops, biding their time until a moving cavern-resort passes, so they can latch on and begin cave diving, and then quarry for red gold (blood).

At least, that’s what a Texan warned me about, and now, with the power of suggestion, I feel unseen spelunkers in every itch, real or imagined.